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Music and Lyrics by Robert Rokicki

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met this girl, she's rea- lly nice. Her

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name is Sa-rah Her-sten-weiss, She

looks a lot like me.

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But that

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dress kind of makes her look

fat.

And if

I were her, rd hide my

hair in my hat.

Gently

met this girl who's n s

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cute. She's

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rea - lly ti11 en ted to boot Her

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And I

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There can

hear

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that she's

a pat

act

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or.

Too bad

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tat ion Max

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Fac tor! There can

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on ly be one of my type

in this town. And it's bad

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on-ly be one of my type

in this town. And it's bad

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she us

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en -wgh that

I am short.

There can

en-ough that

I am short.

Then can

on-lv be one still stan

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ding her mound.

nf- ter the cor

on-Iy be one still stan

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ding her ground,

af ter the cor

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on -a's re

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on er's re

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fink Feel in 2 .27A

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met this girl who's real-ly nice, I

bet that she has pu-bic lice, She

got tiom her

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ex boy

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fiend.

Or

Pno.

met this girl who's real

Pno.

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cute.

With

a

face I'd like

to shoot. She's

a1

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ways tnk

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ing my parts.

Pno.

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Hmph!

Well at

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least I

can sing

on

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key.

la la la

la la

I II look at me!

There can on - ly be one in - gen -ue's

best fiend. And I'm go

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na get cast

in this show!

There can on-ly be one in - gen-ue's

best ftiend. And I'm go

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na get cast

in this show,

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There can

on- ly be one left a-live

in the end

and I'll

tell you how far

I will go!

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You lit- tle hck-er! There can

on-ly be one left a-live

in the end

and I'll

tell you how far

I will go!

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I will go to her a

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gent and tell

them she's preg

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a few nas

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tours.

I will go to the of

Pno.

Pno.

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fice and file

a re-port

that she's been

tak-ing non-Eq

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uit y tours!

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man a ger she's shopp ing a - round!

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u I will post nude pics of her

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horse face you're so go- ing

hate

you

damn

much,

'Cause

please

down!

die!

Die!

so

on the web,

And

poco ri t hs.

when the smoke has cleared a- way.

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When

f

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On that happ- y day of days, when

I'm

on

Broad-way!

on

Broad-way!

all

my dreams

are re -vealed.

And

all

my dreams

are re -vealed.

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find

what's left

They'll

find

what's left

of her head

in a field!

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in

next door?

do

they move

Can't-they

just

next door?

take

a

hint

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w

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' I'm

And

and get go

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in'?

I was here first!

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Just when your cham

- pagne's

read

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y to pour

some

bitch of a whore

gets her foot

in the door

Just when your cham

- pagne's

read

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y to pour

some

bitch of a whore

gets her foot

in the door

Right when you

get

a

toe

in!

There can

on - ly be one

Right when you

get

a

toe

in!

There can

on ly be one

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>

Pno.

I

of

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me

of

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me

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F/A

in this town and I'm stick

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ing my neck

out in front.

There can

on - ly be one till stand

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Can we play sis-ten?

Oh

sure!

That'd be

Can we play sisters?

Oh

sure!

That'd be

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But you bett-H watch your back, you big

stu-pid bitch, 'mum I'll be watch-ing you ev

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a - y IiLe!

fine. ./but you bett-er watch your back you big

stu-pid bitch,'cause I'll be watch-ing you ev

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a - y line!

fine.

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